Can we blame him for being in Transformers?  If someone approached you and asked you to star in a big-budget Hollywood movie about Transformers, you'd say yes.

By "cheesy shit" I hope you are not referring to Breaker High…the finest TV series about high school on a cruise ship ever made.

It's like that's a problem or something.

Just because Spiderman is a reboot doesn't make it automatically bad.  If anything, it's a step in the right direction…there was nowhere to go after Spiderman 3.

I wasn't as thrilled with it as some, but I'm not entirely sure how it could be considered boring?

I commend you for not having killed yourself after reading that book.

You got that right.  Fuck that movie was depressing.  Good, sure, but absolutely horrific. I mean, cmon, an underground chamber hiding "food" for cannibals??  Yech.

The car?

What are you, gay?  Hey guys, look over here, this guy's gay!!!

Like 99.99% of pregnancies turn out just fine.  Look at the youth of today!

My wife delivered our baby girl a month early and she had a knot in her cord.  Everything has turned out fine so far, and she's three years old.  Although she does really like peas, which I find horrific, but our doctor assures me that is normal.

1.21 JIGGAWATTS!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes.  The credits.

+1 to Pirahna, though I wouldn't say "amazing".  I'd say "hilarious" and "ridiculous" and "entertaining".  The massive Pirahna attack scene on the beach was fantastic.  Plus, digital penis!

Yeah…Seeking a Friend for the End of the World sounds pretty endearing actually.  Plus it has Steve and Keira…I love both of them…for different reasons.

I didn't really get the point of Funny People.  And it was way too long.  And not really funny.  But there were people I suppose, so it's not entirely misleading.

I hold out hope that Battleship can somehow be genuinely entertaining in an alien-action-movie kinda way.  Similar to how I really enjoyed that "Battle: Los Angeles" movie… Am I alone? Are we all, truly, alone?

I'm glad they had the rough beheading, otherwise I'd be afraid that my Game of Thrones was getting weak in the knees.  I mean, Sansa DOESN'T get raped, and Osha DOESN'T slit Theon's throat (before or after removing his manhood)…Jon DOESN'T get it in…the cliffhanger is "My cute little dragons have been dragon-napped!"….

Funny to be talking about the "Previously on" segment.  Game of Thrones is the only show where I watch that bit on purpose…just so I am reminded of what happened before, because there's a fuckton of stuff happening.

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME HEY-ZEUS?!!?