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Jonas Albrecht
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One more of these movies and we can make a parody, right? Call it Smug Atheist Professor: The Movie.

No no, it's my fault. They need to be more explicit. That was was pretty vague.

Sorry, I was making a reference to Anatomy Park.

Love it. Harrison Ford is the best.

Morty's fourteen. You know, because the reviewer said he was twelve.

Jimminy Jillickers!

I thought the Star Trek beefcake poster sketch was funny.

Gazorpazorp-fucking-field, bitch!

I do like to ponder what would happen if Gandalf and Melissandre swapped places. They're both fire wizards, and both pretty sexy.

Hit them.

I can already see the reviews.

While in my hometown prison, they'd cease to be a gross and terrible display of how little we value the ideals we trumpet.

World of Simpsons was one of the best toylines ever.

I missed the preview for next week's episode. Anyone care to post it?

I love Hank Green. His (and his brother's) Youtube projects are among the best there is.

Meep Morp, Robot Husband Engaged.

I dunno, I really don't want a repeat of The Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie.

Stahl doesn't seem like the type to just whip her dick out though.

I hate how much I love Cherry Cream Soda.

I'm kinda hoping for Jon Hamm.