@lexicondevil I don't think you got my points.

I guess Bruce isn't getting his own XM station now.
The advent of satellite radio means that I don't have to listen to the same thing more people were listening to.

L&O
I remember a Law & Order: CI episode that involved a a Kincade-like franchise shop scam that involved the artist murdering someone. What a dumb inspiration for a "ripped from the headline" plot.

I don't watch a lot of TV. Really.
Chuck - You forgot the best part of that scene: "Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian ruin your wedding?"

Heart-shaped candy
The Hater has become the equivalent of a super mega store setting out the Valentine's Day candy display before Christmas.

Or "Mexican Halloween."

Donald Glover is the one from Stone Mountain, GA.

Courtney didn't have custody for 17 years. I'm pretty sure Frances spent much of her childhood with the grandmother with whom is she is returning to live.

"Thank you, everybody, we are Scarecrow Boat—ah, no, screw it! We are Mouse Rat!"
I look forward to this each year!

Raccoons
Someone tell me who Chris Prat reminded me of tonight, because it is driving crazy.

That stood out to me, too. The mention made me wonder for too long how they are using the band to characterize Jeff.

"Paper Hearts" is one of my top five episodes of the X-Files.

So, I'll be gone 'til November. Said, I'll be gone 'til November.
Also, even though it's a traditional song, Wyclef's Carnival introduced me to: "guajira guantanamera."

Bonjour, mon petit bureau de change.

Como te llamas, nina pequena? Como te llamas?
- Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.
-Danke schoen
- Nel blu dipinto di blu

Similarities to 30 Rock
This episode felt like a 2nd season 30 Rock episode. The design of and the movement through the set is very similar. Jeff is the Liz Lemon in the hallway with gang demanding he/she talk to the dude in charge to change a policy. Meetings around a table. One-on-ones in smaller offices. Abed is…

I thought Alan Jackson wrote most of his songs. He has a number of autobiographical songs.

@talkingstove I see you've recently discovered sarcasm.

Community does OWN, though
I don't understand why Community and Modern Family has to be compared in every mention of either show.

Cough syrup causes retardation?