Somehow it was worse than horror movie disemboweling.

I worry this is somehow going to go much, much worse than something you'd see on a legal drama. Or, I dunno, a non-Vince Gilligan show.

I've been missing him. It's nuts how short this season feels, even if it does feel like it slowed down after Nacho seemed to check out.

Friends with benefits? Super casual couple?

God, all episode I kept thinking back to the season opener, with Cinnabon Saul. This shit is heartbreaking.

I think Malory would wind up disappearing at some point - she's got this underlying sinisterness (that is, even more than we normally see).

Lana's immediate refusal of his best idea ever might be one of Archer's best reactions.

Yeah. I felt each season has been better than the last, up till this one.

I did an idiotic clap of amusement at the sight.

Holy shit, I thought they were joking.

Well, I for one like the snark. Those rainy day kit looking motherfuckers need to be taken down a peg!

I feel folks are just gonna be sycamore tree gags.

Was Sean O'Neal at the roast?

Seriously, entertainment needs to cut that shit out, if only for a while.

Goddammit, television, we were kidding in that article about Baby Chainsaw Massacre.

That's actually the thing - I've surprised I'd never seen a movie that portrayed it realistically, but not unexpectedly. It'd be a hell of a way to establish someone in the "psychopath" variety - they just violently smashed glass with their hand with extreme force, in the hopes of getting something to cut someone…

The idea that Malory would have cancer and not be leaving a trail of broken necks and shattered dreams everywhere is too sad.

Well to be fair, you played it at a Christian youth group. Pretty sure fun is outlawed at those things.

I'd prefer Trebek being hit with a belt repeatedly. Not that this is the sight I'm actually wanting, but I would adore seeing Alex start to break out in a panic as everyone nosedives.

-$4000 seems like what would be my turning point between "let's see if I can recover some dignity" and "FUCK IT, I'M STEERING THE TRAIN STRAIGHT TO HELL"