I've never even seen it, and that's still the first tagline that came to mind.

I've never even seen it, and that's still the first tagline that came to mind.

I always liked the tagline for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: "Who will survive, and what will be left of them?"

I always liked the tagline for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: "Who will survive, and what will be left of them?"

For the latest installment in a series with three Best Picture contenders, The Hobbit's absence from all these awards lists doesn't bode especially well. I mean, even The Godfather Part III got an Oscar nomination.

For the latest installment in a series with three Best Picture contenders, The Hobbit's absence from all these awards lists doesn't bode especially well. I mean, even The Godfather Part III got an Oscar nomination.

Since I just glowingly praised the Simpsons commentary tracks on another thread, I should say that Matt Selman seems like a cool guy—really funny and smart in the commentaries in which he appears. And Matt Warburton wrote the "Digital Estate Planning" episode of Community, which was so good that it made me hate him a…

Since I just glowingly praised the Simpsons commentary tracks on another thread, I should say that Matt Selman seems like a cool guy—really funny and smart in the commentaries in which he appears. And Matt Warburton wrote the "Digital Estate Planning" episode of Community, which was so good that it made me hate him a…

I liked it a lot, but I did have a lot of otherwise intelligent friends tell me that it was one of the worst movies they'd ever seen. (I loved The Master, by the way.)

I liked it a lot, but I did have a lot of otherwise intelligent friends tell me that it was one of the worst movies they'd ever seen. (I loved The Master, by the way.)

Well, people hated Punch-Drunk Love, too, and he's done pretty well in the meantime.

Well, people hated Punch-Drunk Love, too, and he's done pretty well in the meantime.

They're all stunning, from Season 1 through 13 and beyond. (After a certain point, the commentary tracks become far more entertaining than the episodes themselves.) But anything from the David Mirkin years would be a great place to start—he's a really funny guy, and clearly having a blast. Conan O'Brien also shows up…

They're all stunning, from Season 1 through 13 and beyond. (After a certain point, the commentary tracks become far more entertaining than the episodes themselves.) But anything from the David Mirkin years would be a great place to start—he's a really funny guy, and clearly having a blast. Conan O'Brien also shows up…

I heartily endorse this gimmick account. The Simpsons commentary tracks are the greatest accomplishment our culture has yet achieved.

I heartily endorse this gimmick account. The Simpsons commentary tracks are the greatest accomplishment our culture has yet achieved.

Wonderful article. Oh, and the classmate in tenth grade who dismissed it as "cocktail hour" music? Fuck that guy.

Wonderful article. Oh, and the classmate in tenth grade who dismissed it as "cocktail hour" music? Fuck that guy.

Just look at what he did to Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend!

Just look at what he did to Mark Zuckerberg's girlfriend!