Somebody better tell David Icke.

Somebody better tell David Icke.

It's tragic that Kyle MacLachlan will never have a chance to build on the empty slate of Donovan Stark.

It's tragic that Kyle MacLachlan will never have a chance to build on the empty slate of Donovan Stark.

Wow. That's the best entertainment-related news I've seen in a long time. Ms. Information—and Baby Information on the way!—is going to be very excited…

Wow. That's the best entertainment-related news I've seen in a long time. Ms. Information—and Baby Information on the way!—is going to be very excited…

Thanks so much for linking to this—I was seriously considering sneaking into Nemo 3-D, or even buying a ticket, just to see it. The prospect of an annual Toy Story short makes me very happy.

Thanks so much for linking to this—I was seriously considering sneaking into Nemo 3-D, or even buying a ticket, just to see it. The prospect of an annual Toy Story short makes me very happy.

The duckie and the horsie in the clouds will look like they're coming right at you.

The duckie and the horsie in the clouds will look like they're coming right at you.

The real issue here is the pacing. Those original movies are so wonderfully sedate—I can't imagine how that can survive. If it were Pixar, or Miyazaki, I might have some hope, but Fox…

The real issue here is the pacing. Those original movies are so wonderfully sedate—I can't imagine how that can survive. If it were Pixar, or Miyazaki, I might have some hope, but Fox…

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

Fassbender's penis is the real tree of life.

Fassbender's penis is the real tree of life.

The closing credits for Breaking Dawn Part 1 were also surprisingly stylish. If only they could figure out how to make a good movie, too…

The closing credits for Breaking Dawn Part 1 were also surprisingly stylish. If only they could figure out how to make a good movie, too…

The first Twilight film ended with "15 Step" by Radiohead. For a second, it actually halfway convinced me that I'd just sat through a good movie.

The first Twilight film ended with "15 Step" by Radiohead. For a second, it actually halfway convinced me that I'd just sat through a good movie.