I really hope that Timothy Jay's middle name is "Vajay."

That sounds about right.

I'll bet you think Ziggy has gotten too preachy, too.

I don't see how they could do that. I could never eat a bug.

I bought the soundtrack, too, mostly for the song from the opening credits, which is truly awesome:

The day I can log into Netflix looking for a particular title and have a better than even chance of seeing it available on streaming, I'll think about discontinuing my DVD-by-mail subscription. Until then, please don't tell me that streaming will cover all of my needs.

That shirt's pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

"Increasingly paranoid, Santa's obsession with security begins to hinder everyday operations…"

Jesus. I can't believe I didn't think of that first.

This seems like a good excuse to repost a link to my favorite Newswire ever:

Mrs. The Information and I sing Kevin's rendition of the Birdemic score ("Birdemmmmic…It's a Birdemmmmic…") just about every other day.

I was watching Manos just yesterday, and love it, but agree that it might not be the best one for beginners. I'd cast a vote for Time of the Apes or the Mexican Santa Claus, which may be my favorite episode of all.

Nicole Krauss touched me at the place of my own essence.

We're all one thing, sarCCastro. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell.

I'll probably check this out at some point. The Fermata is one of my favorite recent novels, although I'm really just hoping for a movie version. (Apparently Neil Gaiman spent years working on a script for Robert Zemeckis, but ran into trouble, for fairly obvious reasons.)

Whoops—I was thinking of Emma Stone. I guess I just got excited.

No.

Can we get Christina Hendricks and Emma Roberts in The Red-Headed League of Catfighting?

It was the band! The spangled band!

I rented Equilibrium after seeing it featured in Commentary Tracks of the Damned, and I liked it just fine.