I do wonder whose idea it was to have Conan O'Brien talk about a Final Fantasy game in a segment called Clueless Gamer. They could not have expected a positive response, right? But maybe that was the intent.

He made the NBC show Kings with Ian McShane and Sebastian Stan, if that does anything for ya.

Judge not lest ye be judged, but you have some awful dreams.

I'm Michael Green. Ask me anything.

It's not reported to us all. It won't be mentioned on the evening news.

Hey, now my AVClub Disqus account is back. Dumb.

There's a sandwich on your desk now!

A-A-American Dad reviews?? *some kind of Steve scream*

Now, now. We'll save that for Madeleine Albright's obit.

Why do they move one of the network's best shows to a channel no one can find? Idiots. IDIOTS!

But when he's crushed by a piano, you'll write a flattering obituary.

I didn't respect her.

You burn a few children alive…

SHE HAS HAND!

They can do what they want and it may turn out to be an enjoyable movie. It doesn't take away from the original works, though I do fear that some viewers out there will not appreciate the animated scenes when they've already seen it done with CGI and a hawt ScarJo in spandex.

Going back to that invisible beating, though, io9 noticed that it’s a very direct nod to the original Ghost In The Shell anime from 1995.

That looks cool and all, but reinforces the perception that this is totally unnecessary.

So like a Bayonetta situation?

He's appreciated to the tune of 60 million dollars, so I think he's adequately regarded.

Will there be FREAKS?