Reminds me a little of the Fred Schneider solo album from the 90s…

THIS NEWS NETWORK IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Glad for the Subway burn. I was just saying to Mrs. Tacos this morning that I don't understand why people aren't more pissed off about Subway knowing Jared was paying to bone girls and had lots of child pornography, and just kind of ignored it. Chik-Fil-A got a lot of outrage, and that was just for funding assholes.…

It's fun to say like that, even in your head.

Maybe that's why it struck me as inoffensive, because it was kind of there while I was kind of there. Perfect storm of apathy?

Interesting… sexual insecurities how? I don't remember it that well, to be honest. That makes it sound a lot more interesting, from a critical analysis point of view.

Maybe I'm just not that invested in the source material. And again, Christmas movie. Probably wasn't paying enough attention.

Saaaarrrrrssssgaaaarrrrdddd….

I know I'm going out on a limb here, but I saw the Green Lantern movie in question last Christmas at my brother-in-law's house. Granted, I was overloaded with Italian food (my family does that instead of turkey, and it rules), but I didn't think it was THAT BAD. It was OKAY. It was not the film version of Hitler's…

I know! For some reason that was a standout fact in the obit to me… it would be like if he had boned James Dean or Marilyn Monroe.

A… veiner? A stank tunnel? A musher? A slushfund? Can't think of anything to describe how this makes my genitals feel.

Makes me long for the good old Sexy Obama days…

Oh, man… thanks for that. Picturing her in that fucking getup just made me laugh out loud. And with super hairy legs.

"Hey, I'm Papa Bear, I take a nap in front of the TV until Mama Bear makes cookies! Deeerrrrrppp!"

I don't have that one… good to know! I do have to admit to liking some of the older ones, like Inside, Outside, Upside Down.

Embarrassing but true story… once, when I was 13 and arcades were more of a thing, I peed my pants a little rather than stop playing Black Tiger. I was doing really well on my one quarter and couldn't stop. Only enough to let off some pressure, but still.

Yeah, that's super tedious. I've been making certain books 'disappear' recently, and our Bear ones are on my list…

My son has a couple of these books that he likes, so I read them to him. But the other night I used one to point out to my daughter, who's older, how the authors are subtly pushing gender stereotypes. Brother Bear gets a microscope, books and has all kinds of sports gear in his room, while Sister has a sewing machine,…

I think he pulled the chicken's head off. I hated when the guy says 'pull,' and the chicken starts flapping right before he pulls its head off. On the other hand, I always heard about farmers grabbing the chicken around the neck and whipping it around to kill it, so that seemed like a good method in comparison.

This reminds me of the Spinal Tap 'psychedelic' song… Cups and Cakes?