It should be noted that pro wrestling grew out of the 19th- and early 20th-century American traveling-carnival tradition. It's mutated some over past 100+ years… I'm not surprised that it doesn't translate well to other cultures.

If I win, first thing I'll do is a long board slide to scratch those guys up good. I'll probably fall and hurt myself, but it will be fun.

Oh, thank you, thank you! I'll never say anything slightly indifferent about Guided by Voices again!

I related to the 'Oh, I'm so hilarious, I was born in 1996' line… I work with a lot of younger people, and they can be annoying that way. Kind of looking forward to this, in a low-key way.

*edit to retract earlier comment*
This is the greatest band in the world!!!!

She says that the scene isn't what it's been, and she's thinking of going home…

I really like this band. I haven't given this one a full listen yet, but the past albums have been in regular rotation. It's funny to me how people are put off by the band name… I've been trying to get friends to listen to them, but just saying 'Grave Babies' tends to elicit side-eye. They've never checked them out,…

If you didn't hear the two previous albums, they're pretty great. Not sure how I feel about the 'slicker' production yet, but I'm not hating it…

Well, he's out of prison and looks like he has an upcoming movie of some sort… maybe he'll turn it around?

What's up with that? It's like they have a sense.

Oh, man. You ever hang stuff off of it, just to see how much weight it would hold?

Oh, man. My daughter's nine now… I wanted (and still want) her to be confident, outspoken, self-sufficient, and so on. I think she's deliberately adopted the most girly-girl interests and attitudes just to thwart me. I'm holding out hope for puberty making her harden up a little.

Where's the beef? In your teeth! Where's your teeth? In your gums! Where's your gums? In your mouth! Where's your mouth? On your face! Where's your face? On your head! Where's your head? On your neck! Where's your neck? On your shoulders! Where's your shoulders? On your body! Where's your body? On your legs! Where's…

I know… personally, I'm not into juice cleanses per se, but I like juice. So it becomes problematic; should I feel like an asshole for liking juice?

Man, you know what's really funny? Juice cleanses. Because, you know. People who… buy the juice, they're… I mean, they're like, buttholes, right? And then their buttholes hurt from all the juices! HAHAHAHA!!! PUTTING THAT ON TWITTER NOW, NO ONE BETTER STEAL MY SWEET JOKES!

I miss all the naps… those sweet, sweet afternoon naps.

For me, it's lunchtime and it's about to be NACHOMANIA, BROTHERRRRR!!!

Lemme try this out…

That's interesting… he does seem to really be overdoing it. Like he could only be more 'American' if he had a pet eagle and had the Constitution tattooed over a stars and stripes tattoo backpiece. He's protesting way too much.

Oh yes it will, by God. Yes it will cost 6 million dollars.