I wanted to gripe about that ad a couple of weeks ago, but couldn't muster the energy. There's something about that young woman's face I find irritating… it's that whole 'sassy blues singer' thing, and just looking at her you know exactly how she's going to sound, all raspy and 'soulful.' GODDAMMIT THE BLUES DIED WITH…

"I think we'd be able to punch and… you know, grapple better if we took off our shirts. Might be kind of slippery, but probably worth it? With no shirts?"

"I think we'd be able to punch and… you know, grapple better if we took off our shirts. Might be kind of slippery, but probably worth it? With no shirts?"

I think people like to say they hate DiCaprio because of vague, undefined notions about his "prettyboy" image, which for some reason stem from Titanic. So it was a very successful movie that featured a romance as its centerpiece. Does that mean he's a shitty human being/actor? No. That means people like to make lazy…

I think people like to say they hate DiCaprio because of vague, undefined notions about his "prettyboy" image, which for some reason stem from Titanic. So it was a very successful movie that featured a romance as its centerpiece. Does that mean he's a shitty human being/actor? No. That means people like to make lazy…

If you took pictures with HER camera, 10 years. If you brought your own, you're in the clear.

If you took pictures with HER camera, 10 years. If you brought your own, you're in the clear.

I watched with the sound off. There's an alarming lack of Winona, if that's the only reason you're watching it. With the sound off.

I watched with the sound off. There's an alarming lack of Winona, if that's the only reason you're watching it. With the sound off.

Fuck yeah, Numberwang! That needs to be a real thing. It would only last for one episode on network TV, but it would be a glorious, surreal moment in the sun.

Fuck yeah, Numberwang! That needs to be a real thing. It would only last for one episode on network TV, but it would be a glorious, surreal moment in the sun.

Don't you make EVERY joke yesterday? That's what makes you a hipster, after all. And pointing it out is what makes you a DBag.

Don't you make EVERY joke yesterday? That's what makes you a hipster, after all. And pointing it out is what makes you a DBag.

I'm a Negative Fool (On the Hill).

I'm a Negative Fool (On the Hill).

Thouest Matrilineal Fountainhead is of such Egregious Girth, that Upon the Occasion of her Leg being Grievously Fractured in a Skirt Hooping Accident, the Leg in Question Expressed Forth great Washes of Giblet Gravy!

Thouest Matrilineal Fountainhead is of such Egregious Girth, that Upon the Occasion of her Leg being Grievously Fractured in a Skirt Hooping Accident, the Leg in Question Expressed Forth great Washes of Giblet Gravy!

I'm interested in this idea of the worst Beatles song… I said above The Fool on the Hill is just godawful, so that's my vote.

I'm interested in this idea of the worst Beatles song… I said above The Fool on the Hill is just godawful, so that's my vote.

I agree, but my hate goes toward The Fool on the Hill. Just a terrible, shitty song. Just awful.