If the government would only let the media report that rageahol causes more stabbings, car accidents, donkey punches and crotch-slappers than marijuana could EVER cause, they would make weed legal tomorrow. But the rageahol industry's lobbyists will never let that happen, will they? When will you wake up and smell the…

Winchester? No shit? I'm disappointed in him. I thought he only played a stuffed-shirt on TV.

Man, Juan Epstein is so fucking sexy. Seeing him in reruns when I was a teenager led me to my first sexual experience.

I always wished they would come out with a cereal called Wu-Tangy-O's.
"Packed with 36 essential vitamins and minerals to proteck ya health, son!"

Haha, look how repetitive THIS boring asshole is today.

I am sad to say I once belonged to one of these critic circle thingies. To be fair, it wasn't as prestigious as these New York guys - in fact, the lady who runs it would probably give a leg to lick the New York Film Critics Circle's ball sweat.
The point is that I quit because it is the ultimate exercise in…

I once had a boss who was fond of saying 'I'd eat a bucket of her shit just to see where it came from.' He was a charming guy.

Beastie Boys? I guess the argument could be made that To the 5 Boroughs isn't exactly Paul's Boutique, but it's not exactly the last KRS One album, either (I'm too lazy to look).

Yoko's chuny makes the best cinnamon rolls.

Privileged boy, it's great I gotta tell ya!
Privileged boy, my dad can buy and sell ya!
It really doesn't matter if you're in line of front of me.
I'll still get your table, because I tipped the maitre d'.
Then I'll get into Yale, because I am a legacy.
I'm better than yooooooou.

I realize I'm way in the minority here, but I kind of liked the Buffy movie back in the day. It was one of those things where I was like, 'What? That guy from 90210 is in it? It must suck,' and then thinking it wasn't too bad and that Perry wasn't a total poop dog on a stick. And then the TV show came out and it…

I hate baby boomers as much as anyone, but unfortunately the Beatles are a pan-generational phenomenon. As I lined up for our pre-Thanksgiving snacky lunch earlier, two of my early-twenty something co-workers were singing along with 'You Won't See Me' on XM. It's not even like Revolution or Hey Jude, they knew all the…

I can't tell if you're kidding about Savoy Truffle.

Sounds
like a good movie.

Would you guys fucking knock it off? I mean, I get it that you're creating a gimmick post to make fun of the other gimmick poster, but that doesn't mean your gimmick posting isn't just as fucking annoying as the other gimmick posts.
Shit.

Fuck Dave Eggers. I'm convinced that at least 70% of why he's famous has to do with the fact his last name is 'Eggers.' It's tailor-made for lit-hipster jagoffs.

Oh, and this isn't really related to pop culture, but I'd like it if we could somehow go back in time and give Nikola Tesla some money so he could finish Wardenclyffe Tower. Even if it electrocuted all of New Jersey, it would be fucking cool. Maybe ESPECIALLY if it electrocuted all of New Jersey, am I right? Eh?
New…

The third Nation of Ulysses album that should have been. They culled some of the sessions for The Embassy Tapes, filled out with some live stuff, but it's not the same.
I guess they could get back together and do it now, but I get the feeling Svenonius wouldn't think that was chimp.

Hook is automatically awful because of all the 90s-period Robin Williams, which destroyed anything good about 70s and 80s Robin Williams, along with everything it touched.
But I really like the part where Dustin Hoffman say 'Ru-fi-o, Ru-fi-o,' before the duel in which Rufio, a kid, actually dies. Pretty sweet.

I wonder what fucking Freedom Fan thinks about Parks and Recreation coming back?
On the other hand, that show may be too 'smug' for him/her, so he/she might be watching reruns of Matlock or something on Ion.