He shouted "state of emergency" and thinks that's declaring it. He's like Michael Scott saying "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

You could be like the Dutch and just publicly murder all the men/shave the heads of the women you know who voted for him.

Anita Sarkeesian. That's already happening.

He can't be a white supremacist because he has Jared!

"You try supporting a family of racists!"

And the joke is that Harris is being called a right-winger for the crime of…raising campaign money.

I'm making a joke because of Rebel Wilson and Rebel Alley.

Not anymore. Doctor Who is as mainstream as anything here now. What's so insufferable is that all of the hardcore fans still THINK it's a cult show and that they're so special for liking it.

Wonder Bread is acceptable. That shot is disgustingly sweet.

Re-birth, at least. Though apparently even they were not immune to prosecution for child rape and second-degree murder.

I didn't make it! It's the marketplace we're dealing with!

Go to the high desert or the San Joaquin Valley and check out the paramilitary compounds for when the Jews come.

I've heard nothing but good things about The Believer.

Both, though they need not be the same answer.

The only problem is that Our Troops would be on Their Side by default, as a consequence of who is Commander-in-Chief.

My uncle (not the Nazi-hunter, his nephew) made it a personal goal to spitefully impregnate as many daughters of Nazis as he could when he was stationed in Germany.

Perhaps they admire Japan's historical record on race.

I don't know why that stood out to me, but it bothers me. Maybe it's being too lazy to actually make their torches (Civil War re-enactors they are not), maybe the fact that it looks so incredibly stupid and wimpy and none of them seem to realize it.

I don't know man. The Massachusetts that's all funny-talking, martini-sipping mahogany-dwellers still coexists with the one that's all wicked loud racists who wear too much eye makeup and/or think they're Bobby Sands.

That's going into a trademark issue there.