Really? I was genuinely clamoring for a thriller about an influencer.

Her last movie made $1.3 million in 114 theaters, all in the US. It's never coming to your country of residence.

Maybe it can be retooled into a sequel to all the non-sequitur ten-year-old pop culture references in the Ghostbusters remake.

In the bin, right between Cruel Intentions 2 and Stealing Sinatra.

That and it buys into the whole "Freemasons are an evil cult secretly controlling the universe" thing favored by Catholic Old Believers, Jack the Ripper Truthers, and Nazis.

Lifetime said they did, but such claims turned out to have been made up.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

This is why I never worked crime recreation shows.

Right. Because children have protective services.

Timely! I can't wait for the movie adaptation of A Million Little Pieces!

Brando, in the first half of his career.

The fact that people attacked the guy who played Edith Bunker's rapist in the street is a testament to both the quality of his performance and the stupidity of the viewers.

Nick Offerman ranting about the Guelphs or GTFO.

Good movie? Maybe. But great poster.

That's a dairy. A buttery is a storeroom for alcohol, like the buttery of Beregond's company.

The accelerated timeline of the prequels is also a problem. Everything should happen or at least begin about ten years earlier than it does.

But Vietnam doe.

It'll be invisible.

12 1/2. 13 is too Jew-y.

How many people do you think work in butteries?