Terrain shouldn't be an issue. The vegetation looked solidly mediterranean. You could have Buttes and Mesas in the Arctic; we just happen not to.

Oh, he did. It's just the movie didn't seem to know that he's the bad guy.

So, to be clear, this isn't the one that's a ripoff of Hook?

I'm just saying what I read from historian Ian Mortimer.

Humor is dead because the subtext has become text. This is on both sides of the political spectrum, though it manifests differently. Stand-up comedy has been replaced with stand-up venting.

That's how I feel about a lot of things these days. They're offensive as a side-effect of being generally shitty.

Also, Ethan Hawke in Reality Bites is part of the problem.

There were Jews in England at the time. There were about seventy of them living in London illegally after fleeing Portugal. They are the reason Fish & chips are a thing.

IT'S THIRTY MINUTES LONG THEREFORE IT'S A COMEDY EMMY PLEASE.

At least that had closure.

Jon isn't familiar with all of the symbols displayed. The diamond thing hasn't been seen since the Wights arranged the wildling corpses in that way in the very first episode.

She's in a stronger negotiating position.

Wait, was there a Queen video game!?

I'm pretty sure she has to be the one that kills him for that.

Except that unlike Ash, Dany's power level was high enough to get him to work.

The Mountain…

How the fuck are you supposed to form a shield wall with narrow little cavalry shields?

That flip looked so fuckin' cool, though.

—Ser Phyllyp Sherydan

Was anyone else bothered that they were burned badly enough to crumble to dust yet didn't also die instantly?