The AV Club
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His single status seems unwholesome in an unspecific sort of way. It's the Hasidic equivalent of owning an El Camino.

Which is the group that believed its rabbi was the messiah, even after he died?

The split in eastern Yiddish is between north and south. There's an even bigger distinction between eastern and western dialects.

Hasidim are a sub-group of Haredim, which is the catch-all term but is strangely unheard of outside of Israel.

That's just irony.

That's easily explained: Johnson wasn't rich. He was firmly middle-class, but grew up around poverty and never forgot it. He worked for a living, went to state school, and moved up the ranks with a sharp mind and a tart Texas wit.

Thomas Crapper? Charles de Gaulle? Eric Gagné?

And yet All the Way wasn't good enough to be a real theatrical movie.

1. What about Teddy?

My really hardcore activist cousin says that neutrality is the same as being a Nazi, so Sweden is still fair game.

Fuck, I know idiots who play that shit up.

With Jews, you also get this weird situation where people need us to be white in order to classify us as innate "oppressors," and others need us not to be white in order to classify us as "degenerate." If the changes to the 2020 Census go through, I'd stop being officially white and become MENA.

My ex-girlfriend is too young to remember a time when The Simpsons was good, and was completely baffled that it was ever controversial, let alone controversial enough to be condemned by the goddamn President.

I think you underestimate the Breitbart crowd's policy objectives.

Industrialization is already causing sperm counts to plummet.

It's possible to make jokes about race, just as long as they're actual jokes. Go back and watch those racist WB cartoons. They literally have no joke, it's just "LOL they're black!" That's what's not coming back.

If it makes you feel better, it sucking now doesn't make what you said untrue. Entertainment is not a zero-sum game.

Cote de Pablo is not Israeli.

Tell me about the NCIS Israel thing, it's genuinely fascinating. Is it because Ziva has no grasp of English idiom, and that the writers interpret that as not having sense of humor? Then yes, that is ridiculous. Israelis are so brutally sarcastic that it makes Americans uncomfortable.