All the stranger, as this movie sounds pretty much like this year's Swiss Army Man.

Surely the glockenspiel is the king of bad indie movie scores.

We need to bring back the Spencerian hand.

This is what makes child soldiers so great!

The Mooch says Trump isn't elite because he eats pizza.

The important thing is that you learned your lesson.

I was in fifth grade too. Bush and Gore also tied in our class, but the teacher stepped in with dubious authority to break the tie in favor of Bush, prompting a long period of discontented argument over whether she could do so.

Maybe the kid deliberately wrote backwards letters to be extra cutesy. If there's one thing kids like, it's appearing younger than they are!

I used college-ruled when I was nine. Not that it matters.

I had to write a letter to my congressman at the time Adam Schiff for my Citizenship in the Nation merit badge. He wrote back very courteously, and it was not a form letter!

Swingers? I thought he did an excellent job for what the character was meant to be.

Most people don't. And frankly, can you be surprised when there are only 700 left?

"It's October, and we all know what that means."

(I'm Jewish so I can say this) It's safe to assume that none of us are more than sixth cousins.

I found a fourth cousin in Tel Aviv who's the same age as me and works in the same industry; my grandma got to find out just before she died; she herself was the first cousin of studio head/mobster Lew Wasserman. Also, her parents were first cousins. My grandfather was (I think) second-cousins with Moshe Dayan, and…

Jews aren't white anymore. It's Trump's America now, boy!

That's what I love about Curb Your Enthusiasm guest stars, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

It's all about pre-emptive outrage now. So you can just assume it doesn't pass the Bechdel test and write about that!

We…said the same thing. We were founded in 1912, and are the oldest, largest, and most legit of all the troops in Pasadena as far as can be told.

So it's Tape crossed with Four Rooms?