First Princesses, then Mars, now Kermit.

Stupid sands of time.

No, the 1976 movie that that was a remake of in all but name.

Yes. It was the last time the War Powers Act was used.

Public grilling on Sundays? Does he also want to legalize tomatoes?

It would help keep the bloody foot from getting infected.

We just say Senator.

WANG COMPUTERS

People do constantly seem to switch "secession" and "succession."

Canada literally had an official state of civil war less than fifty years ago.

And thanks to union, you could only use them on set, never on location.

Spolier alert, asshole!

It could be worse. It could be Arizona, where they'd easily win but aren't running anyone.

I find it strange that Massachusetts has a reputation for being full of nothing but smug liberal intellectuals and full of nothing but loud, boorish lower-class racists.

Koufax ain't down with that shit.

Yeah, but South Boston is Catholic, we're talking about Congregationalist censorship here.

Better or worse than Billy Jack Goes to Washington?

"At least we're not as bad as the other guys" has been the default retort in Russian politics for the last hundred years and shows no sign of abating.

You don't have to agree with art to like it. Or vice-versa. That's how you get Pure Flix movies.

I want to shrink her down to the size of a doll and put her legs in my mouth. Not literally, but you get the idea.