Archer Daniels Midland
The customer is our enemy. The competitor is our friend.

Everything you have said suggests that you're not anti-capitalism. You're just against the word "capitalism."

Make sure to turn off the motion smoothing.

We could have Israel, which considers itself "no longer Socialist" but is ragingly Socialist by western standards, and they still have capitalism. Capitalism is not the same as unfettered oligarchy. Stop letting assholes have the term.

The Reign of Terror was basically this.

You didn't say unchecked. You said capitalism. I don't want to live in Venezuela.

You know that the executions would immediately become indiscriminate and petty.

Hey, do you want to defend a sleazy sex criminal? Check and mate.

I have no idea. The US is at somewhat of a disadvantage here by having more people. And there have been a couple of mumps and polio outbreaks– rich kids, of course.

Hey, the British still have vaccines and Shakespeare trutherism!

"Marijuana is the only thing worth talking about ever."

Conspiracy theories are mostly an all-or-nothing proposition, since they all revolve around the idea that you are somehow special or perceptive and nothing is ever random or your own fault.

Where the fuck is my Jew check!?

And the suits embarrassed themselves by making the nonsensical argument of "you can't have those royalties! They're not worth anything! You should be thanking us for not giving them to you!"

Totino's
It's almost pizza

Chris Kattan as Hollywood Gay Hitler?

I think it's one of those things they have to do just because everybody else does it. Like most advertising.

Mom jeans have been back for years, you fool!

That's gotta be at least $50.

And the Golem.