My mom saw it right away, but she grew up with a persecution complex.

I now have three national anthems:

Yeah. We could've done this four years ago. It would have been controversial as hell for a war-weary population, but would've saved us a lot of trouble and perhaps alleviated some of the factors that led to the Trump presidency.

Hey, it worked for Peckinpah.

Also unoriginal.

The Content Must Flow

…Stroszek is overrated.

There should be.

It seemed pretty normal to me. I find the cold dispassion of the gentile woman endearing.

I've recently switched to "bye, have a great tine!"

(receives check from Russia Today)

It's only malicious if you're not pro-Russia!

Imagine being 36 and looking 16, and that look really doesn't work for dudes, to the point that random people on the internet are astonished and embarrassed that that's what you look like.

She's too well-bred for prison.

Wash Homeland ever television's most talked about drama? I always got the feeling that it was expected to be the new TV drama standard-bearer, but got its thunder stolen by Game of Thrones.

See, she used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all…

OHHHH! (Andrew Dice Clay Sample)

The bigger question— do the Ljubljana guys know Russian? That would be odd, because (a) Russian and Slovene are not mutually intelligible languages and (b) Yugoslavia, while Communist, was never part of the Eastern Bloc.

Yeah, isn't Henry now older than Paige was when they told her what the deal really was?

I tried Leninade when they sold it at the Union Station Famima. It was deeply underwhelming…which seems appropriate.