as of now? its like, juuuuuuust about to start at the end of book 5.

it was a poor decision. after like, the sixth one, i was pretty bored of the storylines.

mac and charlie both wear clothes from a company called suburban riot. their friend owns the company or designs the shirts or something. they talk about it on a commentary.

nothing makes sense and who cares if it does? persian cock! tearjerking! rubber man banging mrs coach! brain eating! frankenbaby! satanic twin infants!  gazebo materialization! home invasions! and so on!

I also assume, from his tone, that he got a $20 blowjob in addition to the location of his dwelling. This is why he is smoking a cigarette like a 1950's police interrogator.

Nescafe?

MULATTO BUTTS

IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN

I love Alex Payne. so very much. It baffled me that his first huge critical and commercial success was not followed up by a feature until 7 years later. I DEMAND AN ANSWER.

Bill James commandments. one is "THOU SHALT NOT BUNT"

The toppings are also cursed.

I was being disingenuous. as far as the billboard rankings go, good music sells better than ever. Modest mouse, Decemberists, Arcade fire, and other good stuff debuted at number 2 or higher recently. Tom Waits is in the top 20 right now. it's actually a pretty solid time to sell good music, it turns out.

sorry buddy. you and i both know by now that good music simply doesn't sell.

Thelma and Louise did pretty good, for a 90's movie.

infanta [ɪnˈfæntə]n (formerly)1. (Historical Terms) a daughter of a king of Spain or Portugal2. (Historical Terms) the wife of an infante[from Spanish or Portuguese, feminine of infante]

mmmmmm… jambalaya….

now i don't speak much spanish, but i assume that means 'Fun Cheese' and now i want some.

I think they did that already. Its called 'South Park'

I do not accept south park having serial plot points.

have you met someone who finds american horror story scary yet? I did, and it blew my mind.