It's a means to riling up the masses so that they give up their rights and privileges to the Powerful.

“No. 1 albums often aren’t the apex of an artist’s career; they may in fact be the beginning of a decline.”
But if it wasn't the apex, there'd be no decline. So a decline always follows an apex. It's the definition of apex.

A friend and I spent 3 weeks in England, Scotland and Wales in 1983. No matter where we went, at some time every single day we would hear 'I'm Still Standing.' The last time was in the airport waiting for our plane to get unfogged.

I still haven't figured out how I ended up with a copy of Donna Summer's 'Cats Without Claws.'

It was a Dr. Seuss story, but I don't remember the name of it offhand, except 'The 500 Hats of {blank}'

A British quiz show has an American Civil War general as a patron saint?

Let technology help you. We have these devices called 'pencils' now. They work best with another device called 'paper'.

Anyone who thinks our culture is getting more violent has not studied history. I find it funny that folks are more offended by the pretend violence of Django than they are by the actual violence of actual slavery.

I'll marry you!

At least it lasted longer than 'Pushing Daisies.'

"Sit Down, John" from 1776. A perfect introduction of character and situation.

I've always wanted to play Abigail Adams.

They're cheap compared to a nighttime drama, but compared to infinite Judge Judy clones they're expensive.

Shows that really are the same shows:

That movie made me crave pie, for some reason. So did The Hobbit.

But if you don't watch Com-mun-i-ty

Exactly. Community is already essentially dead.

Are all your parents retired? Because I'm over 50 and I don't have a problem with any of that sh - uh, stuff.

I got an email from one of my state senators a few days ago saying he was preparing a bill to arm teachers.

I got an email from one of my state senators a few days ago saying he was preparing a bill to arm teachers.