I do hate him, so there.

I do hate him, so there.

Which is why we have to tax the bastards and build that stuff ourselves. If we wait for their crumbs we'll all starve to death.

Which is why we have to tax the bastards and build that stuff ourselves. If we wait for their crumbs we'll all starve to death.

I seriously cannot stand Sam Bee - either her or Jason, and when they're on together I want to barf.

I seriously cannot stand Sam Bee - either her or Jason, and when they're on together I want to barf.

The Oscars aren't really an award given by an objective body, though, they're given by the members of the Academy - other actors, directors, etc. They're advertising, pure and simple (and quite effective).

The Oscars aren't really an award given by an objective body, though, they're given by the members of the Academy - other actors, directors, etc. They're advertising, pure and simple (and quite effective).

There's no such thing as a free Caesar salad!

There's no such thing as a free Caesar salad!

My dad looks like the dad on 'Lost in Space.'

My dad looks like the dad on 'Lost in Space.'

He wakes up in bed next to Jim Belushi.

He wakes up in bed next to Jim Belushi.

I confess that 'Slipstream' is one of my favorite movies. Sort of 'Bladerunner' turned on its head.

I confess that 'Slipstream' is one of my favorite movies. Sort of 'Bladerunner' turned on its head.

Now, now, we are rapidly running out of dirty words. We need to conserve some, somewhere.

Now, now, we are rapidly running out of dirty words. We need to conserve some, somewhere.

They ought to have Dr. Jill appear on 'Community', ya think?

They ought to have Dr. Jill appear on 'Community', ya think?