The Carrey reunion sketch would have been 17% funnier with a Harry Caray impression, but that would have required effort.

Or maybe Casey Wilson or Jenny Slate could host. They could do new sketches that they didn't get on the air.

Or maybe he could come back and do new sketches.

Why not just work around his schedule and have him back every week?

I'm always offended when a recent cast member returns. Just show a repeat.

Once Upon a Time in a Hat

Can blue men sing the whites?

Angela Lansbury rocks!

I calls em as I sees em.

I see what you did there.

Heh, heh. Hand-held.

It's that I want them to continue entertaining me. I want there to be 26 series of QI. I want Crowded House albums that are more like what they were before Paul Hester killed himself.

Whenever I hear about depression-related deaths, I start to worry about Stephen Fry. He's the smartest and most talented person alive, but he's attempted suicide at least twice. What can we do? On a very selfish level, I don't want these people to die.

If you want to see a great pilot, watch Married with Children. Seriously, it's great.

The Pitts' Lizzy Caplan.

Craig Ferguson mentions Mrs. Miggins in his bio. They dated.

I don't think the drunk bug was "crashing into his red Solo cup". He was crushing it on his forehead like a proper dudebro.

dump

The players start with too much money. Start with $25 so that you have to decide which properties to buy.

We should all floss more.