He'll always be Mr. Sparkles to me.

This is a season-long arc, not a C plot.  If the rest of the season is going to be Jess and Nick saying "oh, c'mon, Schmidt, leave us alone" and then laughing off the whole thing, I'm out.

They knew Schmidt was trying to break them up.  All they had to say was "Hey Schmidt.  Quit it or get out."

Almond Joy

There are too many old newspapers on your caps lock.

81 episodes.  You forgot to look under the fridge.

How do you know that?  You must be a witch!

Kids of Chicago having a good time
They're all watching atomic bombs

Very unique

I really liked the review of the first one so I will probably like the review of this one.

I was going to suggest "Real Families", but any WKRP would be great.

When Cat goes to bed twice at the beginning of the episode, it looks like the tape was played backwards.

I might recoginze them by name.

Who are these people?

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Not cool, AV Club. You might as well say "Here is your 'Game of Thrones' update which will not be mentioning '2 Broke Girls'."

Banging on the piano

Sock puppets!

You made the right choice.

I just said "stand."  You all have filthy minds.