It's funny that they made such a big deal about cast members leaving, and they showed at the end that they never actually leave.

Vested, not invested.

Was that Dan Frischman as bar mitzva dad?

Yes, inbred is one word.  My mother/sister told me so.

Isn't it just a reference to MacFarlane rebooting The Flintsones?

Funny Boys!

Banana packer.

B-

Max raging against the machine was worth the price of admission.

All I can say is

The post-Update sketches should only be allowed to raise the grade.  They're all experimental— they shouldn't be punshed for failing.

You put too much swoop in the T.

The Marshall on the roof plot made no sense.  This whole episode was a bit off.

There's a Colombian version of Married with Children.  Too bad Jay and Gloria couldn't have been watching that.

I was confused by the scenes in the convience store.  Either bad editing or I couldn't keep the floor plan straight in my head, but at first I thought the cop was the killer.

Were you expecting haiku?

A-?  This was C+ for all shows, F for Parenthood.  Clichémania.  Unless Coffee Girl changes her mind after giving birth or Generic Rapper *doesn't* sign, this was a waste of time.

Married with Children has a fantastic pilot.