You're probably right. I was thinking Oasis was square and Hootie was… bad.

This sounds pretty dumb, but I appreciate what they tried to do with the protagonists name. Just because it's harder to make a good show that way doesn't mean they shouldn't have tried. I mean, that's the only thing I remember about the show after reading this review! Thats gotta count for something - stupid people…

Yeah I mean Oasis has some songs, but they were a pretty square band by my standards.

I was bored and tired one day and decided to watch this as a means for falling asleep. 3 hours later and I was dumbstruck. One of the greatest films ever made. It's kind of insane.

Hello.
I am Mark Walberg.
I am making a movie about the BP oil spill.

Ah, research is telling me that Bruce Willis' Jackal fired depleted uranium bullets… because movies.

The AV Club is FULL of scummy and sexist remarks the other 364.25 and I never see anyone getting that upset about it. I think you're only mistake here was having bad opinions about art on the wrong day.

I thought that was The Jackal… which isn't a different movie I'm guessing.

The first episode is pretty great, but there was an unnecessary amount of parallels drawn to the Ariel Castro kidnappings and it just made me sad. Those people are still walking around and trying to sort their lives out. I dunno if we need jokes about how he lured one of them to his car with cute animals. Why not make…

I'm not sure why you are hitting me with walls of text. I'm teasing the fact that you don't use paragraphs and compared Taylor Swift (of all people??? Why not Iggy Azalea or someone more apt?) to a porn star.

Yeah, I agree with all that.

I watched this and you are correct.

Ah ya got me. Nevermind, the guy who wrote this article DID like this album.

I dunno if I can 100% get on board with this line of thought. It seems like a symptom that people use as an easy diagnosis.

Blur

Oh shush dad.

Thank you for actually being funny. Love this.

We don't fucking need this shit. Just make a good movie instead. One Great movie and one good movie shouldn't warrant all the failed sequel attempts we've seen millions upon millions wasted on.

Yeah, that's what I meant. The one she worked at seems like it was uniquely bad.

Yeah, sounds like her McDonald's was especially seedy.