There are a pile of morning shows still on the air in Pittsburgh unfortunately, and they're just about as painfully crappy as your comment suggests. The best morning "show" is for the rock station 105.9, mostly because they don't do any of the painfully annoying "jokes". They talk about the Penguins and play decent…

It is absolutely wonderful, in a processed meat way. They keep it limited so we fatass bastards KEEP going apeshit for it.

I love my homburgs, they have the class of the bowler with the asskickingness of Winston Churchill.

Starring Bruce Campbell, hopefully…

Although it CAN be interesting to see the really dedicated ones attempt to maintain their craft after the tanks explode…

Not well, not well at all. Miming the action of lighting the tube's ignition does very very little to actually set the pressurized napalm alight.

A Hobo with a shotgun will drop a clown with a machine gun any day of the week.

Which most annoying character? I reallllly don't want to flex my IMDB muscle today, please help?

With the evil white people forgetting to just nuke the site from orbit and then rape the planet at their lesiure.

Actually he's going to kidnap a new one.

It's great being white.

I thought that she was going to have a crisis of faith when she thinks that yes, maybe SHE could be a replicant!

Hopefully soon, but just after she dyes her hair back to a somewhat natural color. Hey, I'm not proud, I like skanky coked up broads. Particularly redheads, it's like college.

ARCHER!!!
Back to the DAAANGA ZONE in January!

Great!!

Eh, my college's 20th century history program was underwritten by Paramount, so I guess it happens.

Do you like turtles?

Flyboys…
was WWI. Open a freaking history book, O'Neal, or at least a wiki entry.

And completely jacked the direction and screenplay of "We Were Soldiers"!

But then he'd have to pay Axl royalties.