I guess it makes sense
Wax off = Whacks off and Jacket off = Jack it off

Jacket Off!
Am i the only one who thinks having someone shout "jacket off" is amusing.

The Redneck exboyfriend
Every time they cut to this guy it seems like he is waking up form a nap.

Wait a second
Where was the MPAA notifcation? These people must be crazy if they think they are going to make a movie outside of the purview of the Motion Picture Association of America. It occurs to me that they might have a problem with authority figures.

Best possible surprise guest.
David Letterman, since Letterman appeared on an early episode of Late Night, it would be a great bookend for Conan's NBC career, and also just a great opportunity to tag team Leno. Sadly, Letterman is too busy doing his own show. A great consolation prize would be Conan going on…

The Religious right
They love to do this, they have a a fetish for martyrdom because it is so far from reality at this point for them. It is much more often the case that they are the persecutor rather than the persecuted, but they still love to play the underdog. Somebody even spread that bullshit story about the…