Let's face it, we're the only ones equipped to sit in a room quietly by ourselves without having a meltdown.

Samsies. My mom essentially has no other living relatives nearby, and my parents divorced over 30 years ago.

I do! I stand by my comment.

Birds are seriously the best.

Being the only child of an aging parent is THE WORST.

Dustin and his artichoke festival t-shirt are my everything.

Eva Green is my everything.

I hope I still like him when his teeth come in.

I just hope all the rational US citizens in attendance here today are some votin' motherfuckers. Schedule a day off, tell your boss you'll be late, whatever it takes.

I have to admit, when I first heard about the call to suspend open carry for this event, my first reaction was, "Fuck that, why should this event get special protection from the lunatics they themselves created, while everyone else has to endure shit like gun-accompanied mosque protests?"

They totally had me at that Dark Crystal poster.

Don't get me started on the year he wanted to cancel the Christmas tree because he couldn't find any historical or religious relevance. (Keep in mind this was pre-internet).

Back when I was in college, I was home for Christmas break and had on a Christmas episode of Animaniacs. My dad came in to hang out and started getting increasingly irritated and then asked me if the show was being sacrilegious. I had no idea how to respond to that. I honestly still don't.

ooooh, who is he in The Dark Tower?

No time for that now, computer's starting.

Not for nothing, but where are 1-10?

I was so excited to see him…and then so sad.

I got a very Ted Dansony vibe

Yes. I totally got a Nightmare vibe as well!

You're not alone. I totally loved it.