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Alexorella
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She's a slut because you don't know who Jon's father is?

And dressed in black for that matter.

And she's all out of wildfyre

Well, whenever Ghost isn't around, Jon should at least be asking, "Where's Ghost?"

Are you saying his penis is on his face? That crazy Qyburn!

Also, with Dany, Yara, Olenna, Ellaria, and Cersei we're looking at an unprecedented lady war over the Iron Throne.

"It's the part I was born to play, baby!"

Maybe her dragons melt the Iron Throne and Tyrion helps Dany form a Democracy.

That's interesting because is the face-stealing magic something that can happen outside of the House of Black and White? Or did Arya just pack a bag full of faces when she left?

Nor do I quite understand what Uncle Coldhands expects him to do after dumping him off near a tree. I got the impression that they are near the wall, so I guess Meera is supposed to drag him to Castle Black or some such?

Ah, okay fair enough. I can accept that.

Not for nothing, where is Ghost? Is he still back at Castle Black? Because that's bull honkey. He needs to be prowling all over Winterfell, stat!

Yeah, Tyrion has bigger, more important shit to worry about. There are plenty of people around who want to kill Cersei.

God, her shutting down those Sand Snakes was really satisfying. Which is actually kind of annoying since I liked them in the books.

We're all trapped in the Echo Chamber of Joy.

I'm not dynamite on the geography, but it seems like a waste of resources for Dorne to send ships to Dany only to turn around and come back. Couldn't Varys have coordinated a place where they'd meet up? Are we assuming they are headed straight for Blackwater Bay?

That god damn library was gorgeous. Sam just found Xanadu.

Brotherhood without Banners.

Shouldn't it all really depend on how far the White Walkers/Others get? They are bringing the coldest shit with them.

Yeah, that's what I miss about not getting inside Jamie's head like in the books. He spends a lot of time mulling over all the evil shit he does simply because he's in love with her. He has core decency that he shoves aside because he'll literally do anything for Cersei.