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That line KILLED me.

I'm really only half as worried about Osha as I maybe should be. She's wily and cunning and has absolutely no problems boning a guy and then killing him while he sleeps. She's more of a survivor than anyone Ramsey has probably ever contended with.

I was having some of the same thoughts about the High Sparrow last night. He seems so reasonable and when Tommen sat down, I was like, yeah I can see where he's coming from. And then I started to wonder how easily it would be to recruit me into a cult.

Everyone in Essos take themselves way too seriously.

I've seen women at chili cook-offs.

So I guess every "raunchy" lady comedy has to take place at a bachelorette party?

I have a weird soft spot for Bad Teacher I can't quite explain. That movie just makes me laugh.

Right but that's what I'm saying. They aren't exactly going to fit through that people door.

Question: Did I miss something there because they made it sound like they were "freeing" the dragons, but I don't exactly see them flying out of that little doorway. Is there another way out or are they "free" in the sense that they aren't chained, but are still locked in a dungeon? I

To be fair, we didn't actually see anything, so I don't think it qualifies as torture porn.

I honestly forgot how much I wanted Tyrion to finally get up close with some dragons. It was very satisfying.

I was really surprised that he allowed Ramsey to get the drop on him. It seems out of character to me, but as far as I'm concerned he should have killed Ramsey ages ago, so what do I know?

I can also see him thinking, "Jesus, lady, why don't you use that magic for bringing someone back to life instead of killing them, for a change?"

I'm not gonna lie, I totally called it EntMoot last night.

I like this. I can buy into this. Let's hope that's where things are headed

In my reminder reading this morning, Thoros told Melisandre that he pretty much just straight asked R'hllor to resurrect Beric Dondarrion and it happened, so it would seem to me that Melisandre wouldn't actually have to sacrifice herself or anyone else to make it happen? Unless someone in the vicinity just drops dead

Yeah I don't think you have to be killed by them, but they certainly have to be around to zombify you. That Night's King scene seemed to indicate it was a deliberate spell of some kind and they were directly under his control at Hardhome.

Yeah, I'm not exactly sure what her official wheelhouse is. She obviously has some serious gifts, but discerning prophecy is not one of them. Frankly, Martin has established pretty clearly that translating the true meaning of mysterious prophecies is near impossible and that everyone is bound to fuck it up the first

Hmm. Well and I just looked up and reminded myself that Thoros told Meli he was having a heavy crisis of faith before asking for Beric's resurrection. Seems to me like Meli is having a bit of a faith crisis that could be conveniently rectified. God dammit, just do it already!

Dynamite! Question answered!