The wordplay is so good. Sublime had lyrics way better then any peer band.

Uh no. This is a fall song. Any reminiscing about summer song shouldn't be played before it gets chilly at night.

Even though I failed at trying out and will probably never make it on the show…

I tried out several years ago in Atlanta. Didn't make it past the first round (which is now done on-line).

Holy Diver is the worst song ever.

Next time they'll go to Shop Reich for their party supplies.

I was listening to an AM swap n shop program at my parents once and a guy called in named Junior Rollins III.

Yes, help his throbbing ego.

Will Alec leave the country if Stephen wins?

She was never his first choice anyway. Christina of Milan wouldn't have him.

Hard to beat "Spinal Tap" followed by "New York Doll" as a double feature.

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (book) taught me that my lady juice worked as a perfume when rubbed behind the ears. I tried it as a joke and got more free drinks then I could handle.

I'm American. Which color am I supposed to leave out?

I remember seeing "Chopping Broccoli" long before Comedy Central ever existed. It was one of those things you laugh at when you're with someone else, but not if you're alone.

We post not to defend the Roman Empire but to bury it.

I was a huge Metallica fan until I saw them on their Black Album tour. Instead of an opening band, they showed a documentary about themselves which was amazingly stupid. I don't remember anything else about the show except wanting to leave after the documentary.

If I lose a book that is well-written but doesn't have a compelling story, I don't go buy another copy. I enjoyed what I read, but there's no "what happens next?" that makes me care about picking it up again.

I can't hate anyone as beautiful as Crudup was in "Big Fish."

Before he worked for Nixon, he worked for the Black Panthers. Not a man to stick with an idea.

Rev P.F. McSmearbritches; you're awesome.