I liked it. It was real. I am married.

I liked it. It was real. I am married.

I, too, thought This Is 40 was an enjoyably affable outing. Yes, tonight, when I go home from work, I will probably sit on my couch with my wife, and we will watch TV and pet our pets.

They seemed sort of…well…Lost.

SPOILER? But..but Rabbit only got into anal in the third installment!

"Buyer" sounds like a sort of great job, second only to the job I really want—viz., "philanthropist".

That's one long-ass trailer…

I haven't heard the insult "pinhead" very often, except from…wait a sec, here…Bill? Bill? Mr. O'Reilly, is that you?

"Shit, why have we been snorting gunpowder?!" [SOUND OF THUNDER]

This was the first Miike film I saw, and it was delightful. Then came the others, along with my scarred dreams. Really, though, Happiness is just fun, not harrowing at all.

Also…he's Jeeves! Watching him and Hugh Laurie play off each other is just so delightful, Marxist analysis be damned.

In our imaginations, now it sure is.

Are you that annoying guy at the office who's in love with Kedollarsignha?

Guys, guys, guys…wait up, I got this. We just need to use imaginary numbers!

Well, though I think it's a lazy, self-satisfied POS, it has a huge fan-base around these parts. I think it's one of those items, like Jarmusch's Dead Man, that are either self-evidently awesome or self-evidently terrible. There is no argument that could convince me that it's in any way a good movie, but, if you go…

@avclub-39df51c015ce671b473b8cf5a306d217:disqus You totally did! I kiss your feet in slobbering shame!

Yeehah! A film so shitty that it must be GENIUS! Lemme go git my lucky crack pipe…

EIGHT LEGS BAD! FOUR-TO-SIX LEGS GOOD!

Of Joe Biden, though? Oh, you bet.

"Open that storage locker, Jeeves! Fetch!"