Harsh, bro. It would be enough just to make him watch the original.

Harsh, bro. It would be enough just to make him watch the original.

Aren't these New Cult Canon entries supposed to be…like…good? Anyone who has suffered through this piece of crap knows that it's another incompetent Wes Craven movie, along with most of his other "classics". (Last House included on the PoC listing; Scream, of course, exempted.)

Aren't these New Cult Canon entries supposed to be…like…good? Anyone who has suffered through this piece of crap knows that it's another incompetent Wes Craven movie, along with most of his other "classics". (Last House included on the PoC listing; Scream, of course, exempted.)

Well, I recall reading it, and I'm not a Chronicle regular by any means. For what it's worth.

Well, I recall reading it, and I'm not a Chronicle regular by any means. For what it's worth.

Joseph Anton…out of hiding! Is that the same ol' you, buddy? [Goes over for a nudge 'n' wink, attacked by beret-donning bodyguards on the way.]

Joseph Anton…out of hiding! Is that the same ol' you, buddy? [Goes over for a nudge 'n' wink, attacked by beret-donning bodyguards on the way.]

Me too, mostly. Most movies people are talking about here are ones that just about everyone (sans wilful haters) had an awesome time watching, first time around, and they know it.

Me too, mostly. Most movies people are talking about here are ones that just about everyone (sans wilful haters) had an awesome time watching, first time around, and they know it.

True story: I first watched Forrest Gump in a high school theology class. My high school was run by Calvinists, and I think the feather equalling God's Plan resonated nicely with the instructor's view of the world.

True story: I first watched Forrest Gump in a high school theology class. My high school was run by Calvinists, and I think the feather equalling God's Plan resonated nicely with the instructor's view of the world.

Since we're playing this game, there's also a Bubba Gump Shrimp in Bloomington, MN.

Since we're playing this game, there's also a Bubba Gump Shrimp in Bloomington, MN.

Dude, howzabout…a hug? would a hug not be enough?

Dude, howzabout…a hug? would a hug not be enough?

@avclub-b3a2a8592133a41f00f271712390f206:disqus That is a good point.

@avclub-b3a2a8592133a41f00f271712390f206:disqus That is a good point.

If by that, you mean he's absolutely insane, I totally agree!

If by that, you mean he's absolutely insane, I totally agree!