To quote Chuck Klosterman: "If you've seen it more than twice, you're probably a hardcore Calvinist." Or something like that.

To quote Chuck Klosterman: "If you've seen it more than twice, you're probably a hardcore Calvinist." Or something like that.

Butt barf.

Butt barf.

What will Bieber renormalize next?

What will Bieber renormalize next?

I get it! He's full of shit because he can't poop, right? Poor Glenny!

I get it! He's full of shit because he can't poop, right? Poor Glenny!

You had sex during Moonrise Kingdom, and she gave it two stars while you gave the whole experience 3.5, with the half off for Jason Schwartzman's debonerizing abilities? (Just guessin'.)

You had sex during Moonrise Kingdom, and she gave it two stars while you gave the whole experience 3.5, with the half off for Jason Schwartzman's debonerizing abilities? (Just guessin'.)

Foolproof. At the end of 2007, gf. and I went to TWWB, No Country, and Sweeny Todd in one month, and we both loved them all. Perfect litmus test, because we got married and now watch TV together constantly, which is just about all you need for a successful long term relationship, I think.

Foolproof. At the end of 2007, gf. and I went to TWWB, No Country, and Sweeny Todd in one month, and we both loved them all. Perfect litmus test, because we got married and now watch TV together constantly, which is just about all you need for a successful long term relationship, I think.

Not a huge fan of it, either, though the same director's Mother is much, much better. Scarier, funnier, more accomplished. A Netflix recommend.

Not a huge fan of it, either, though the same director's Mother is much, much better. Scarier, funnier, more accomplished. A Netflix recommend.

Norwegians. It's short for lutefisk.

Norwegians. It's short for lutefisk.

It's cool, tho, he'll keep the vagina he has for a test period.

It's cool, tho, he'll keep the vagina he has for a test period.

Wow! From what I've seen, Mrs. Returns don't shock easy.

Wow! From what I've seen, Mrs. Returns don't shock easy.