Speak for yourself, Luddite.

Gandhi.

Gandhi.

Now, now, @avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus …

Now, now, @avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus …

This is one of those "hope it's a gimmick" moments.

This is one of those "hope it's a gimmick" moments.

I am a pale tall man, and I am married.

I am a pale tall man, and I am married.

Interesting. That clip was pretty great, and I was about to rush out and get it…

Interesting. That clip was pretty great, and I was about to rush out and get it…

I think this is a good place for the weekend to start.

I think this is a good place for the weekend to start.

Lohan is the virgin. We work with what we get.

Lohan is the virgin. We work with what we get.

So…like Erdos but backward in time?

So…like Erdos but backward in time?

^ Nice avatar/comment synergy.

^ Nice avatar/comment synergy.

Counterpoint: I don't have HBO, which allows me to avoid many hot naked women, which is pro-woman and anti-sexist, I think. Also, to avoid Lena Dunham, or whatever her name is.