But check out her cans! (because they're not that good, that's why.)

Tie in some Johnny Five and I'm down.

It's not a lie if you believe it.

I'd like to think the situation already sets the stage, but perhaps not.

Some people need a punchline.

I never mean to step on toes; but I do think 3eanuts is better than Peanuts. But that is because I have a lot of self-hate, and I find myself more easily as a character in 3eanuts as opposed to Peanuts. But that's just me.

Kevin Costner turned out to be such a shit.

Natürlich!

Maybe just something from another time. But then again, they said that about the Huns.

But wait! I thought your gimmick is you have no gimmick!

*ahem*

And the yucks; they're always there with the yucks.

And point goes to daveshayne.

I would have hit Kimmy Gibbler back in the day, and by that, I mean physically hitting her and then would have been willing to suffer the consequences of a violent assault charge. It would have been minor-on-minor violence, but that's cool.

Probably more a kiddy-corner.

But didn't Urkel master time travel? And if he did, that means he had access to other dimensions- which means anything is possible, just so long it happened in another dimension.

In my elementary school, the kid that got glasses or had braces was "the rich kid" and was made fun of accordingly.

Garfield Minus Garfield, 3eanuts, Family Circus with cross hairs and now this; as it turns out, all those shitty things are just a small change away from something good.

In Garofalo's defense, she was attractive in Delocated.

Asexual Luddites. Band name. Mine.