Classic Giamatti.

Meet me on the road
Haulin' quite a load
Taking lots of drugs
I don't know what

"Talk about Encyclopedia Brown."

"I forgot I went through a Judd Nelson phase."

I love Tina's line "Oh, wow, this is confusing."

Well, I prefer the opium.

The should do an actual Van Hammersly series.

You forgot the comma.

I believe the correct spelling is Twink. And that's ok, lot's of people have never had a Twink before, it's all about personal preference and who you find attractive. I do appreciate your candor though.

And dudes ordering drinks to embarrass their brohams.

Oh yeah? Well I'd fuck the drink out of it.

If I die by my own hand, "A Fond Farewell,"  and if I lived a long and productive and awesome life, "The Great Gig in the Sky."

Oh yeah? Well, you've grown more desparate around season 5!

And Noam Chomsky's real name is Neale Zirconium.

Why!?

If you wanna be a gun slinger
Don't be a rock singer

I think this might be good if they use the apocrypha gospels as well. Jesus (kind of) fought dragons!

Get a room!

Stalin was a rude man.

… or did he?