You spend your screen time here.

I like the phrase "casually racist." It does describe the movies well, but it makes me think of things like "casually racist Fridays" in offices and stuff.

If you're a student, get the book out of the library.

Oh. I liked The Master. Guess I'm a pop culture clingon.

IT MAKES YOU A FUCKING STUFFY OLD PERSON.

Wow, man. Just wow. Going for now. Maybe there's something else on the intertubes… Ken Burn's "The Roosevelts"? I dunno.

I read this in the voice of Hannah Arendt — more specifically Barbara Sukowa playing her in the 2012 biopic. Especially with the cigarette. :: puff, puff ::
I am impressed. In addition, the obliteration is usually only partial, leaving a portion of your dismembered body behind to be appropriated by others.

Excellent idea, coldmilk.

They should hire Gentle Herpes to write this.

Boss Baby. That's all you got? Boss Baby?

"The Devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand." ~ Tom Waits

Satan was right.

I'm glad you shared this, porkcfish. It raises an interesting theological question since the people left behind are probably living a more exciting life than the people who were raptured.

Major Diapers?

Maybe they'll do that trick where they digitally put talking adult lips on the image of the baby to give the illusion that the baby is talking because that really looks stupid.

…and now you're even older…and now you're even older…

Anything else on Newswire tonight?

I guess I'm one of them. Guess I just like Shaun of the Dead and upvoted seeing it mentioned. Guess I'm daft.

Is that the new show with Don Cheescakle?

Jason Heller has already written his C+ review.