Uh oh. Villain coming in. Minor key.

I can't afford to drink expensive IPAs every night.

I think I understand this message: if I sip a PBR, then anything I listen to becomes a band that I think that no one else has ever heard of.

PBR has also recently had artsty designs on the cans.
The so-uncool-it's-cool look isn't there.

I approve of this message.

Thank you for that.

:(

"You know, honey, I'd love to. But they're shooting Star Wars over there. All the other guys are going to go and watch. I mean, c'mon, it's Star Wars. Honey?"

:: binoculars fog over ::

puff puff pass

No. It's your delayed shooting schedule.

Get Morgan Freeman to narrate the opening scrawl and the puffin mating season.

Excellent work, Millennial Historian.

Maybe a Guns and Roses soundtrack?

I often write for Blackwell's pop culture and philosophy series.

They are playing with themselves?

You gotta fight for your right to porno mags.

Yeah, that's from one of Paul's letters. Paul is the conservative response to the liberal message of Jesus.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: faints dead away ::