That's a right triangle, you idiot!

…Pomeranians?

Whoever is producing this has to know it can only lose money, right?

I've heard about you!

That hug they give each other the next time Albert comes to town is great.

Redder Deader Redemptioner

Steampowered Boogaloo

Boy will you feel silly when Clinto wins by a landslide.

Just when I was quitting porn, too…

No shit.

Ah I remember when Joe Johnston's Wolfman came out. I hated it so much but I was 100% certain it would be forgotten about in 3 months. And, well, here we are.

That sequence from Spider-Man 3 was brilliant and it's a shame we don't get fun expiramental stuff like that in superhero movies anymore.

Yes buuuut if they had continued the original Spider-Man series we would have an established fan base and probably a somewhat consistent standard of good/camp/Sam Raimi so people would know what they would be getting more or less and would go see the movie without the studio having to brainwash people with hundreds of…

He's just the literally blandest person they could find. I wish they had just made an overwrought Spider-Man 4 and continued that series into today; then we'd have a superhero who's older and been through lots of convoluted stuff like in comic books!

…Dad?

I can't believe they're STILL stealing ideas from the Sam Raimi movies! "It rides up in the crotch a little bit." Boom. Done. Funny. This kid; not funny.

Oh thank God.

Dubya was a matermind of pure evil, his idiocy was a veil to make you think he wasn't directly responsible for countless atrocities.

So is this show cancelled yet or…?

Jar Jar is a highlight of the prequels.*