Pretty sure "White Americans" was the original lyric…

Lizard*

Jay Z presents: I Swear I'm Not in the Illuminati

Wait…Jared Leto played the Joker??

Everyone dies! So congratulations, I guess.

No, just, really terrible, terrible movies.

How many Woody Allen movies have you seen? Roman Polanski movies? Michael Bay movies? Sometimes Oy have to pick your battles, whatever kind of battles they may be.

Or
Maybe a bunch of stoned and drunk people who don't care either way to hoot and holler for a few hours!

Hillary Clinton is in the WWE Hall of Fame????

Are you writing for the new mst3k or what?

If you're gonna sell this shit to us at least post the prices.

In glad we can all make racist jokes under the guise of a racist who nobody likes saying it.

There are more Chinese people on the planet than any other nationality. If we can't make fun of them who can we make fun of???

Thanks for recognizing my obvious cry for help!

Wow it must suck to be able to afford to go to rehab for depression

Eric Andre is the only late night show. He has rendered all others absolutely pointless and every other host seems like a dinosaur trying to (poorly) imitate Johnny Carson by comparison.

Come on man, don't drag the Dude into this nonsense.

I think Argo is his absolute worst directing job. But Gone, Baby, Gone and The Town are brilliant, so I'll see this.

The twist is kind of obvious yknow with all those hats and cats at the very beginning of the movie, but yeah it's fun and the acting is great especially when Hugh Jackman is reading Chrisian Bale's journal he he yells "HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW??"

I remember season 3 finally coming to Netflix and the godawful first episode with Sherlock being basically a cartoon character…then I got about a third of the way through that wedding episode and that was it for me.