The Hobbit: The 3 Hour Battle

Also stop saying all the episodes I liked in this season were bad!

I give it three weeks.

You can't just ask the audience how it feels, that makes me feel angry!

and of course he would know more about than, oh, I don't know, TOBEY McGUIRE

Tell that to Peter Graves and James Arness

Hey I'm just starting the series, no spoilers!

This feels a lot like an SNL sketch

Right because everyone knows that since the '80s, comics are strictly for adults.

God forbid children get enjoyment out of comic books.

Does this really count as "news"?

Oh just rub it in that your family could afford road trips why don't ya.

Are you, like, related to Seth?

kay

Zach Braff isn't privileged, he is a victim of cyber bullying!

"rub and cry"= middle school
"slack and hash"= high school

This will probably be awesome.

How do we know you don't just work for the non-unions?

And how do we know you don't just Work for Amazon?

Monomyth!