@Montypark - great fuckin avatar.

"…teabagging a daffodil."
I laughed heartily at this.

RIP
I remember reading only the first one, but as a kid it definitely helped walk me by the hand into some other novels. R.I.P.

Yes yes YES
These are almost as delicious to read as Steve's Korn concert review in the latest Alternative Nation.

Half-beard Roy
Your art, was the prettiest, of all the art.

Jason Sudeikis =
Seeing these Hall Pass trailers out of the corner of my eye, and thinking it was Ed Helms in them, not Jason Sudeikis, made me realize something. If you combined John Krasinski and Ed Helms, you would get Jason Sudeikis.

I agree Rip Torn. As Artie from Larry Sanders.

Remember the show Martial Law with Sammo Hung?

YES
"…mid-show self-composed aria from host James Franco." YES.

Oh yeah good point, damn it felt good when the sun wasn't beating on you. They played that song impeccably too, if I remember.

FIEDI
I didn't even know this show was still on.

Chairs
Get some chairs in that kitchen!

I thought the guy in corduroy blazer was Marc Maron for a second.

Personal Information Waltz
I love Will Forte, and he was great and intense and creepy as always. But his best performance is scatting like a rabid-animal-soul-singer on Demetri Martin's Personal Information Waltz. Anyone heard it?

BOOM. Detective Michael Scarn!

Ken Jeong moves
I was listening to the Ken Jeong episode of Marc Maron's WTF podcast recently, and he talked about how a lot of his comedic moves came from his frustration with his wife battling cancer (which she has beaten.) That really made him endearing to me. So he was saying that he was looking to not do the…

Hey Now
But Jeffrey Tambor refuses to shave his mustache he just grew, so he'll be playing Hank from The Larry Sanders Show instead of George Sr.

I don't think so, but you still don't see it on Italian menus too often, and especially not pasta con sarde.

Delta Spirit, Phoenix, Vampire Weekend
Delta Spirit played my town here in Buffalo, and although they just were on Jimmy Kimmel and Carson Daly, the crowd numbered about 30. I'd already decided it was one of my favorite shows ever, but that was before the encore. The band transitioned one of their songs into Otis…

It looked like an arcade game and fancy board game.