Ha!

Hey so will I! See you there!

Man Karatloz, you sure are hilarious.

Dammit, I wanted a son…

Who gives a shit?

Michael Fucking Ironside?

No. No it would not.

Shut up anus.

I'm glad I discovered masturbation at a young age. Now I get to experience carpal tunnel syndrome at the age of 21!

That doesn't seem like the sort of comment someone named Skull Crusher Jones would leave.

A/S/L?

What's wrong with Windows Media Player?

Elegant Victorian Lady is much more entertaining then the lists. I've already seen everything on there, many of them more than once.

Intercourse!

Orthodox Atheist! How are you? *squeeze*

Yeah, it's definitely worth your time. I recall the Third Expedition being my favorite story.

First!

Weird, I didn't expect to encounter you here.

Ha ha, I'm already laughing.

Tell the damn story already! Jerk!