@The Chicken of Weal and Woe: I have a feeling we may have seen the LAST of BeIIona…

How is that working out for you? And I'm not being rude or anything, I'm genuinely curious.

Isn't that from Zhou Daguan's FIRSThand account of life in Angkor?

Hey it's The Shredder! What's up my brother? I haven't seen you in awhile!

You goddamn trolls are ruining Teh Internets!

What?
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JOEY GO PLOP PLOP

Are to!

Am not!

You're the impostor!

I would just like to point out that all of the above comments were made by impostors.

I'll have you know my services actually command quite high prices.

That's not even a word you cheap whore…

Shut up, I meant to say bONEred!

You fuck-face, learn to spell!

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Who???

Hoorah!
I am hONEred!

It also makes it difficult to spell dilettantism correctly.

It's what happens when you can't get a proper blow job.

I know… I cry myself to sleep every night over it. I then tell whatever art school bimbo I'm with that I'm crying about the appalling situation in some made-up country like Rwanda to try and get some mediocre fellatio.