You're why product placement is so rampant.

Big fan of Adebisi's comically tiny hat.

AVC, keep tellling yourself "Girls is the voice of a generation…
Girls is the voice of a generation…
Girls is the voice of a generation…
Girls is the voice of a generation…"

RomComs?

I thought the problem was going to be that he discovers she's IN porn.

I immediately read @avclub-e03518408ba3251eab84fa54bb4c3dc5:disqus 's line of inquiry in John Mahoney's voice as it was in The Hudsucker Proxy.

@persia2:disqus , which would lead to a fantastic scene where the two leads start a new firm together, and then they start arguing over who's the boss:

Imagine a cross between Telly Addicts and Noel’s House Party. You’ve just imagined Upstairs Downstairs, a new quiz show devised and hosted by David Brent.

They have the Crazy Eye.

I'm willing to defend Last Action Hero any chance I get.

Not on WZAZ in Chicago, where disco lives forever!

No offense, but that scenario makes you sound like either a brilliant but troubled private investigator, or a blue-collar Hannibal.

Anger. Pain. Fear. Aggression.

Similar, but not exactly the same "frozen in time" effect.

Yeah, but the Last Samurai Express runs through Manchuria.

"Him!"

Stones did it in '95: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I think Ke$ha can take more than two thumbs.

There are some expressions in Japanese where a description of the moon is metaphoric of one's love. The interpretation my sensei taught me was that though lovers could be separated, they could look up at the night sky and see the same moon uniting them.

Audition tape for Machete Kills Again?