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James looks like he wants another fish biscuit.

It wasn't that funny?

Actually, the Boba Fett reveal would have been sweet. And the repurposed Destroyer (since childhood, I've actually always imagined the first scene of a hypothetical Episode VII beginning with Luke in black garb [with cape!] staring out the viewing ports from the deck of a Destroyer) is spot on.

Well, that was slightly amusing for a deleted scene.

We sure do need a good wake-me-up, don't we Agent Desmond?

clone-Lee Harvey Oswald: "I have to assassinate the president in 10 seconds, OR THIS WHOLE PLACE BLOWS!"

In the year 2363, the earth was under attack. There was only ONE man we could turn to for aide. That man… was clone-Lee Harvey Oswald.

You're fucked.

Cillian Murphy.

McRib. CHOMP!

The leads will now be heroin-addicted hackers that infect a bank's mainframe with an A.I. called LISA in attempt to score more goofball money.

There was a weird spinoff of the TV show where the older brother runs over some kids, then shits in J.K. Simmons mouth.

WEIRD S2IENCE

Brian Causey: World's First Uptalker

You'd think after all these years they'd finally be able to settle on a name.

@avclub-e463f97ca6bc46b1ba706474e108c7e1:disqus  Wrrrrrong-o! Looking at the clues, it's obviously "Mannequin Two: On the Move."

Sometimes, it's an electric razor.

Hey, she was great in Punky Brewster!

The extra A is for extra A.A.A. Dowd.

"Star Wars Episode IX, while delivering solid visuals, and filled with charming character moments, had a plot wherein cross-species ass-felching played too prominent a role. A touch out of place, though fitting for director Tom Six."