Hearts of Sharkness: A Filmmaker's Sharknarbacolypse

Dredd did the 'small time frame in one location' thing pretty well.

"You've got a moustache"

Yeah, I like that one because I felt it had a Springsteen vibe, then lo and behold, I notice the Roy Bittan credit.

I enjoyed Troll Hunter.

I see Homer as looking more like Louis CK personally

I'd say it's more like the Good Ship Venus…

I'm afraid that's classified.

'Good idea!'
- Hannibal Lecter

It was far too weak and he put the milk in first.

I'm still the Brig, but I wear an eyepatch.

The same for the original Dracula.

Molly Bloom is anything but flat chested.

Unless you're Jackson Brodie.

To be fair, Salman Rushdie  is a shallow coked out poon hound.

Dexys aren't boring!

But it's always summer under the sea.

I haven't seen  the film, but the book thinks it's a lot cooler than it is.

I saw an actual Juggalo today - in Rugby, Warwickshire, no less! He was driving a car literally stencilled with the word 'Juggalo'. I didn't know they actually existed, at least not in England.

Woah no, you can 'ave 'em.